I cannot train my dog today,
the sky is overcast and gray,
the air's too damp. I've got a cramp,
and the dog's just eaten anyway.
Can't find the leash, got home too late,
I'm due somewhere tonite at eight.
I've got a rash, a gash, and bumps.
Too tired now to get the jumps.
Traffic's made me tense and strained.
I have to lose this weight I've gained.
How can we work when it's just rained?
The dog's too hyper. My mood is blue,
I must be coming down with the flu,
I cough, I sneeze, and wheeze, and choke.
Darn! My only dumbbell broke!
Too cold outside - my feet are numb.
There's a sliver in my thumb.
The house needs cleaning - it's a site.
I'm working overtime tonite.
I need a nap. Had company.
Lawrence Welk is on TV.
My toe is sore - it might be gout.
I think my hair is falling out.
I ate too much. My day's been rough.
I think my dog has had enough
of this daily training grind,
we need some time off to unwind.