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I love my master; thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up in the sunshine">

 

 

 


Vada

Karl

News

Contact

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Dog Haiku

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I love my master; thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up in the sunshine, happier than you ever will be.

Today I sniffed many dog butts - I celebrate by kissing your face.

I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm! Garbageman - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and whiz on each bush. Hello Spot, sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as my hairs on the rug.

My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have made a puddle.

I hate my choke chain - Look world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack

Sleeping here, my chin on your foot - no greater bliss - well, maybe catching rats.

Look in my eyes and deny it. No human could love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all bad - she fills the litter box with Tootsie Rolls.

Dig under the fence - why? Because it's there. Because it's there. Because it's there.

I am your best friend. Now, always, and especially when you are eating.

You may call the fleas. But they are far more - I call them a vocation.

My owners' mood is romantic - I lie near their feet. I fart a big one.

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